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Knock KnockWhos there Beethoven Beethoven who Beethoven from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !

Knock KnockWhos there Bassoon Bassoon who Bassoon from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !

Knock KnockWhos there Bass Bass who Bass from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

Knock KnockWhos there Bach Bach who Bach from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

Q How many drummers does it take from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Q How do you know if there from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.

Q Why do drummers always have trouble from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

Q Whats the inscription on dead bluessingers from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Q What will you never say about from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

Q Whats the difference between a violist from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Q How do you get a clarinet from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!

Q How do know a clarinet player from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.

Q Whats the definition of a nerdA from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Q How do you get a cellist from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

Q What is the difference between a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q How many bassoonists does it take from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Q How many bass players does it from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Q Did you hear about the drummer from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

Q How many bass players does it from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

Q How many bass players does it from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.



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